Jokes About Groundhog DayShort Groundhog Day Jokes |
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A: Ground-dog Day! Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher? A: He became a pound hog! Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow? A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters! Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den? A: He was having a bad lair day! Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink? A: Ground Nog Day! Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2? A: The ground frog! |
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